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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

Incorrectly tho. They meant incel - somebody who can't have sex for social reasons - not a eunuch, who is physically castrated.

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[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

?

The comment clearly talks about the physically removed material being mixed in with meat. That sounds a lot like a reference to physical castration.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It was... What a weirdly overconfident wrong answer from that other person... The internet, huh?

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