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[–] 49 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:

Step 1: Use Windows

Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.

Step 3: When they say they don't know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Go back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago*

    A good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell

    ~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s)
    

    Try it and confirm there is no god

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    I had an experience something like that once. The guy snorted at me and said: "I thought you knew about computers". I just stood up and said: "You know, you're absolutely right. Good luck fixing the issue." and I left.

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