Some jobs really are email operator in a trenchcoat

I send like two emails per day and it’s exhausting.

I can imagine someone who works in sales, marketing, support, or an executive assistant can be using email that much.

I will read that many, sure, but a lot of them are reports with a line or two.

I send 10 to 20 a day from those 400.

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic

those spammails don't write themselves brother.

I stripped nearly all spam/unnecessary emails out and still get around 120 or so per day, about 100 of those work emails. I need to respond to maybe 10-20 emails a day, but I also get daily reports I have to read, project emails, support emails, emails from my kid's school, medical, financial...

I sometimes get that many, quite a bit more if I count all the emails I automatically mark as read and put in a folder.

I need at least ten minutes per poop... If I get three poop breaks per hour then I'm spending more time pooping than literally anything else...

A far greater amount than you could possibly imagine, holy shit that username gets better the more you sit with it