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[–] 0 points 1 week ago (20 children)

What part of enjoying a Kirby game is equivalent to boiling puppies?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (19 children)

    Enjoying a Kirby game is COMPLETELY different than paying for one, you know.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago (18 children)

    What part of this is equivalent to boiling puppies?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago* (17 children)

    If you pay for a modern Kirby game (or modern Nintendo game in general), it tells the evildoers, "I like being treated like shit! I like getting sued for stupid reasons! I like it when you bully your fans and fan-game developers! I like how you're against media preservation and want to make it more difficult if not impossible for everyone else! I like getting charged more for objetively worse games on an objectively worse console! I like how you want to take away my right to repair! I LOVE HOW EVIL YOU ARE! PLEASE BULLY US MORE! PLEASE BE MORE EVIL!"

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (15 children)

    Nice job, you just admitted that Nintendo is paying you to lie, and you lost the argument the moment it started.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (13 children)

    You just admitted to lying again, dick!

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    You keep putting words in my mouth that I never said.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (11 children)

    Keep lying, dick! The more of a dick you act like (and you can't deny the fact that you're a bigger dick than me without lying), the more you lose the argument!

    And you've already lost to begin with, dick!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (10 children)

    What the hell are you even talking about?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (9 children)

    You know what I'm talking about, dick. Why do you keep lying and being a dick?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (8 children)

    I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I haven't lied.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (7 children)

    Dick, if your lies haven't fooled me ever since your first comment, why do you think your lies will fool me now?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (6 children)

    What exactly do you even think I'm lying about?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (5 children)

    Trick Question: I don't think you're lying... you ARE lying!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (4 children)

    About what? I still have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

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