That's not old man status. Not knowing about this artist or song is a mark of good taste.
Here's the chorus:
She's from Texas, I can tell by the way He's two-steppin' 'round the room And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face There's nothin' I can do It doesn't take a crystal ball to see A cowboy always finds a way to leave Drinkin' Jack all by myself He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
I'm grateful I've never heard it because from reading the lyrics, she's pining for a total loser. On top of all that, there's even an official remix by Drake.
Edit: fixed spelling