Yeah, I'm willing to do that. Although I'd rather provide therapy to queer and neurodiverse people, which I think My life experiences would be better utilised by.

He should have a full time minder for the next three weeks (6-9 counselling sessions) to follow him around and make sure he doesn't. The minder should be a big burly government employee tasked with keeping him out of trouble. The minder should have extensive training in de-escalation skills, and a decent grasp of martial arts, just in case.

I think those three weeks would be quite humiliating and he wouldn't want to do it again.