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[–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

New kebab place opened nearby and I checked out their website...

I decided not to eat there.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    Come try our new "fractal meat" the taste goes on forever!*

    *Fractal meat is not safe for children, the elderly, expecting mothers, or people who utilize atp for cellular function and energy generation. Please consult your doctor if screaming lasts more than four hours after consuming fractal meat.

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