My hypotheticals got you to think about more than just money,

Sigh, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I had already thought though all of those before.

which is my point: there’s more to a job than money.

I'm perfectly aware of that. You're getting close to my ultimate point, which ultimately is: There's more to life than a job

If I could get a wage to live a minimally comfortable life with the occasional semestral luxury and the job were a dream, you couldn’t pay me enough to work at any shitty employer.

Sure, but those jobs/employers are increasingly rare, and when the need exist to find a replacement like that it is even more rare. Unless you're within perhaps 5 years of retirement right now, the likelihood you're going to find your described desired job that will last for the rest of your working life looks very unlikely to me. If that's your plan, I wish you luck.

With that out of the way, since your hypothetical is purely about money and nothing else, no job satisfaction, no evil deeds of the employer, no questionable ethics, no seeing the kids for 1-2 years, no functional relationship for the same amount of time, no work life balance, no travel distance, no in office mandate, no sense of belonging with my current employer, nothing but money and I somehow fell on my head to ignore all of that…sure, I’d be a selfish capitalist pig and switch jobs.

That isn't what I asked. You're changing the hypothetical I posted, then answered your changed one. With our handful of interactions, I believe I have a good understanding of your thought process and how you approach an issue now. I have heard what you believe and you have heard a part of my argument. Thank you for conversing up to now.