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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's mom has questions (europe.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just tell your mom you're into bodybuilding.

Body builders clearly aren't gay, they're just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men's muscles.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Doesn't work if not going to the gym

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Step 1: cultivate mass

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