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Anon experiences a glitch (europe.pub)

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I've done something similar. Only once though. Sleep was like a straight up on/off switch with an instant jump in continuity awareness.

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[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

How would you turn it back on? It seems like you're just talking abstractly about suicide.

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[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Since I'd be in a world where a sleep switch exists I'd expect a built in alarm system would exist with it as well.

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[–] RandomHugs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Alarm broke

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[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago*

God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do you remember deciding to wake up this morning? Just do that

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

I pretty much have. When I decide it's time to sleep, I just do. I just roll over on the "fall asleep" side, and then I'm gone.

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[–] kirisamemarisa@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 weeks ago

Same thing happened to me when I was 8

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It happened to me semi-regularly in childhood, and it's even happened a couple times as an adult. I swear to god this is how we're all supposed to be sleeping but we're all kept awake by subsonic electronic whines or something

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