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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot (thespinoff.co.nz)

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But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Considering I've never heard of Kiwibank until now, the advertising is working.

Maybe just not working as they intended...

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[–] xylol@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Is it a sperm bank company?

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[–] ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz 8 points 1 week ago

great pivot! They really should...

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