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[–] 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How does one even begin with a "I'm sorry I did one of the worst crimes imaginable." essay with a straight face?

I doubt any of them went that far. There's no way they'd admit guilt in an essay. These kids have lawyers.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    How do you right an "I'm sorry" Essay, without taking responsibility?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    I imagine something like: "It's unfortunate that I got caught. Next time I'll be sure to keep the fun off electeonic communicating platforms. I'm sorry daddy, I'll be more careful next time."

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