LadyButterfly I have a neighbour named "Neighbour Lady". Her dogs are Oats and Bailey. The next neighbours down are the "I think they're a gay couple: Big one", and "I think they're a gay couple: Small one". Then there's "Black Rachel", whose name I can remember because I already know several Rachels, and she's the only African-Canadian one.

There's also "The Guy with the Grey Cap Whose Mailbox is Next to Mine" and "The Guy with the Two Kids Who Lives Three Doors Down" who may or may not be the same guy. I have no way of telling.

I'm a good neighbour.