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Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed, Study Finds (www.404media.co)

submitted 2 weeks ago by heliotrope@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There goes my dream of living 100 billion years...

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Not under this sun at least

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[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago

You know, I think you're right to call out my pessimism. Perhaps I should look into being shot into being shot into outer space in a cryogenically sealed coffin so I can spend 100 billion years circulating the galaxy without worrying about such things.

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