First off, there's thing called humor. Perhaps you haven't heard of it, perhaps you don't see it here. There's also this thing called context. Earlier comments were talking about cold water. "Cold" varies from region to region. In my area it comes out at about 4° C. I have no problem washing my ass and am not a baboon. Nor am I inclined toward name-calling. I just prefer to use something closer to skin temperature than it is to ice.