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[–] 1 point 1 day ago (9 children)

Got you to spend almost a whole week with me 🙃

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  • [–] -5 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    A "whole week"? Oh you sweet summer child. I am never, ever going to stop, even after you give up.

    If you're counting days after a week, good luck.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (7 children)

    Anniversaries are important Becky! You haven't even got me anything

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  • [–] -5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Hating women as much as you do is a sign of serious mental illness.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Yeah, probably recessed prefrontal cortex. Makes me fight with people all day. I hide any images from the replies they send me though, so you know I can take some light ribbing without flipping the heck out

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  • [–] -1 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

    Who's fighting? You're getting dogwalked. Fighting implies you're doing something beyond shidding your pants and flopping around like the illiterate liberal you are.

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  • [–] 1 point 20 hours ago (3 children)

    More like I'm being leg humped

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