LOL!!!!!!
Here's my theory.... The pace price was smeared in fiberglass insulation before he stole it!
Dang! Talk about strategy!
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LOL!!!!!!
Here's my theory.... The pace price was smeared in fiberglass insulation before he stole it!
Dang! Talk about strategy!
His body has automatically gone into draft deferment mode. In the coming weeks, we may see all manner of manifestations.
If it's a legitimate draft the body has ways of shutting it down
A spur of the moment if you will?

Hope it hurts.
By the way, look at that horribly mangled, blown-off and then reconstructed ear following the assassination attempt. Why, that bandage he wore for a few days must've been truly miraculous. Amazing /s
I believe the bullet skimmed the top of an over ketchup'd hot dog before whizzing nearby his ear at this point.
Mf's probably on every blood thinner known to man to keep his clogged ass McDonalds arteries open.
I honestly can't tell what's satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily, against his doctor's advice, to keep his blood thin because "who would want thick blood?"
Not tylenol, it was aspirin.
A massive overdoes of tylenol would be toxic to his liver and do us all a favor. But we're not so lucky, sadly.
Looks like they graduated from hand IVs to neck...
Which would be horrible news for virtually any patient, but in this case I feel most wouldn't have the same reaction
It looks like staphylococcus.
Oh, I was thinking shingles. Which I understand to be incredibly uncomfortable (not sure about a staph infection though it still isn't pleasant)
Both conditions are unpleasant, but I had a stronger gut instinct towards staph. It’s possible he has shingles because I suspect he never received the vaccine, and his condition is likely not being adequately cared for.
He’s probably receiving the same level of treatment as someone on their deathbed, dragged out for press coverage. Your family has to genuinely care about you, or shenanigans ensue.
Looks like it could be shingles. That shit can really hurt.
People, particularly old people, with weak immune systems get it pretty often.
I've looked into it further and no longer think it's shingles. Too bad, since shingles can be extremely painful.
I sure hope it's something serious, thoughts and prayers. 🙏

Thoughts and prayers to the red blotch.
I can only imagine the blotch's suffering while being attached to that putrid growth. Best wishes to the blotch.
It would be so awesome if he suddenly just dropped dead
It would be so funny if he was doing one of his bullshit press conferences where he gets pathetic sycophants to bow and scrape before the king, when they gradually realize that he's been sitting there dead for about ten minutes while they pretended like nothing was wrong for fear of making him look weak.
Lol, that would be really funny
"Death of Stalin" vibes, where Stalin lay dying on the floor in his room for hours because nobody wanted to risk disturbing him.
leía voice:
"help us cholesterol , you're our only hope."
He’s rotting before our eyes like some sort of Dostoyevsky character.
I just need him to survive to November. Him being alive will drive the blue vote. After that, he can fucking keel over.
I hope it’s an aggressive, untreatable, painful, and terminal form of cancer.
It's probably a side-effect of treatment for actinic keratoses, which are pre-cancerous skin lesions caused by sun exposure. Pale people like Trump are prone to those.
If that's it, keep betting on the cheeseburgers to get him first.
Please please die soon
USA, your "powerful leader" is literally displaying insanity dementia and is falling apart in front of your eyes.
If the Cheeto wasn't so fucking evil I'd say this is elderly abuse, but in his case, I just hope he does quickly so that the world can cool down and go to something new and nice
Yeah, I know that it's not just trump, it's all the people that enable him too, but he has this charisma, like Hitler. Trump dies, and the entire maga movement and all the fascist shit does with it.
What? You think that the VP can take over and continue like that? I know maga is dumb, but do you really think anyone would be dumb enough to support that wet towel?
Pete hegseth? Or whatever the fuck that losers name is? You think he'd get support?
Nobody has that nauseating"magic trump touch" that magats love so much that they'll happily let him rob them blind. Trump dies, manga dies.
So please trump, hurry it up, we're waiting for a happy new world where we can finally put wealth caps and shit to make everybody equal, finally
C’mon, do something…
a hickey from Bill.
Bubba*
He's a vampire! The conspiracy theory communities should be going nuts!
And right after suggesting Ted Cruz would be next on Supreme Court?
Coincidence? I think not!