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[–] BroiledShit@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

I dont want to think about it

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

[–] punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

[–] snail@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago
[–] galaxia@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Walking through the park with a bauggette

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

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[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

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[–] PeaceNBullets@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Ceasefire Violation?

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lots of beans

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He died doing what he loved!

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think I wanna know

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow

Death by snusnu

[–] magnetichuman@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Taking a stroll past the knife factory.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.

[–] LucidiaDiamond@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Too much LSD

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] Mobster@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Sleeping with the fishes

[–] AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Either heart goes out during orgy, or torn to shreds by an uprising

[–] ExistentialKiwi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nihilistic fruit

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Boiled alive

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] AynRandLibertarian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

In an accident.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The fucking Russians, of course.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's fairly self explanatory

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Asphyxiation

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Raptured by the One True Dog

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.

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