Waffle House quality is probably fine. I wouldn't know, I was always drunk when I was taken there...
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The staff was always under the influence when you were there so evens stevens I guess.
I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.
I don't even need a menu.
I'm also morbidly obese I don't know if those two things have anything in common.
Nah probably just a weird coincidence.
Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn't been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I'll take waffle house over Denny's any day.
And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you're eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you're a toddler.
Waffle House serves the best breakfast in America, period.
Even Anthony Bourdain was amazed at how great Waffle House is.
Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
This just pops into my head randomly sometimes, and I'll say it out loud to myself and chuckle
The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.
Trump burner
Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.
Itβs easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ainβt cheap anymore and thatβs all they really had going.
I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?
Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?
Truly inspirational
What if you run over a waffle, that looks like a pancake?
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Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.
Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn't much more than at home.
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No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.
Last time I went to Waffle House was for a quick breakfast on my way to buy my girlfriend Plan B.
On your way? Should have just asked, I bet someone at the waffle house could have sold it to you.
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"Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you'd like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?"
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Common Waffle House behaviour
public fight
https://files.catbox.moe/k1j98x.mp4
Oh shit.
What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all βIβm gonna make sure to get some felonies before Iβm done eating,β and just not even backing down?
Poor executive control and possibly substances. Consider the dark side of ADHD where "fight" is the go-to response after getting overwhelmed, scared, provoked, or just too tired to think straight. It's straight dysfunction to be sure, but many of us were blessed with other default responses to adrenaline and bad executive function.
Pretty sure meth is involved.
That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.
She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(
WH doesnβt deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisieβ¦ any job that lets her throw down from time to time.
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I'd love to know why this shit kicked off, but I think "Waffle house fight" will have waaay too many results to find the motivations behind THIS SPECIFIC one.
Also, I love the "Careers? Text WAFFLE to 123456" as if this is a stealth recruitment drive
"Looking for a career? Do you have at least 6 months of experience as a cage fighter? Text WAFFLE to 123456"
"PULL ORDER ONE SMOTHERED CHOPPED AND COVERED, SUPLEX TO TABLE SIX"
Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.
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This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.
I thought it was funny, so I upvoted
While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.
"come to our restaurant and partake in the legal system as a witness!"
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FAFO House
Waffle House: "Sup brah?"
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it's a half-hour drive away so I'd never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It's like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
like a movie or TV show.
Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.
It's more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
"You got a criminal background?"
"No"
"Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that"
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