this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But the other question remains: am I bad enough?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's just President Ronnie. They can keep him!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Place crotch here for real Michael Jackson dance experience!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Spying on other people during intimacy moments is considered a bad attitude. 🙃

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I needed this daily dose of demotivation today.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

probably saved me from going manic

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have to wonder, I know I'm not!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen Haystack Rock many times. So I've got that goin for me, which is nice.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cannon Beach, OR

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But what if you find One-Eyed Willie's treasure while you're there?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

holds up doubloon

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good to know you're okay!

I'm alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

It's a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I havent watched news for 15 years, and I would recommend trying it. :) Your mood will improve a lot for sure.

The entire news thing is designed to make you feel constantly worried, so you are just reacting exactly how its intended. Question is, do you want to continue feeling that way or not.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just glad you're not asking if it or I'm AI

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I thought I was good enough to go out and rent Chronicles of Riddick but I ended up with Chronicles of Red Dick, some movie about dog breeders having to jerk off dogs for sperm. I can't do anything right.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Adopted wuss? I'm no adopted wuss. I'll kill you Brand.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Im better and always have been. :)

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

hell of a post to see on the same day i nearly worried my friends into a wellness check

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Same picture, new caption:

If you ever wonder...

Stop, you're not even qualified to wonder

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Iv never wondered, I know I'm not a saint and striving for that will only earn you a life of misery.

Sometimes you need to be an asshole.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That watermark removal attempt...

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have no idea what you're talking about

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Disappointing.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.