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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

How do introverts read in the dark? Braille?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Snorting cocaine off 80 of my closest friends on a park bench

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 18 points 2 days ago

Snorting park benches where 80 of my closest friends have sit, no cocaine.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How big is the bench, or is this a long-term sort of commitment?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because I'd there is sex, I'm in.

Or drugs, sort of bored rn.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is actually a reason why personality quizzes are unreliable. A lot of people have a self-image already, and it's trivial to pick the answers that match your self-image rather than actually introspect. That and the MTBI personality model is complete and utter bollocks (the "big five" personality model is the most mainstream one)

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

The actual reason is that they want to make money. It is simple and stupid for this reason.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What if I like snorting cocaine by myself in the dark while crying?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

That’s just the current American experience.

Ah, who am I kidding, we can’t afford cocaine.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

If you're reading lines while doing lines, you may be an ambivert.

[–] cRazi_man 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Reading with 80 other people in the park sounds like a great idea for a reading group. Is that an option?

[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Only if you're an extrovert

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That depends, is there cocaine?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. Still do, but I used to, too.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

Got dayum Paul Rudd has changed. Did he do a reverse Michael Jackson or summin?

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I snort cocaine off my closest books on 80 park benches… now what?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Why can't I snore cocain and read a book alone in a bright room?

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Snorting books off my cocaine bench with 80 strangers