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[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

They diffuse into everywhere I swear

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not flushing just to show off. Yeah bo¡!

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

If you can tell there's piss in the bowl you're not drinking enough

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Gotta flex on em somehow.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can't overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I've tried.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 months ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

S'all good mate, you are right!

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Diabetes will do that to ya.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Or just drinking a lot of water

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Pinch of salt, not enough to overwhelm the taste but also enough to help retain some water.

Idk how much it'd affect blood pressure if it's only a little bit

[–] possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ur saying H2O? I'll have H2O, too

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

True.

If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn't have any of these problems anymore.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You might even win a Nintendo Wii.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Whoa. Same thing happened to me, except the noro was last week for me.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i would wager you're missing electrolytes. that's what it is when i feel that way. i will grab some gatorade or other sports drink (get the one with sugar unless you have diabetes), mix it with an equal part water because deer gods it is too sugary, then add a one-fingered pinch (something like a quarter teaspoon, but it doesn't have to be precise) of table salt. not enough to make it taste salty. more salt than it already has. i drink that when i'm dehydrated. it's the about the right salinity to absorb fast, and the sports drink bullshit makes it not taste horrible.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

This sounds pretty damn reasonable and I’m gonna try that today.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 months ago

🤲 Uh... whatever you say, boss.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey, beer is mostly water!

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Humans are also mostly water.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna bite you

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Beer tastes better than humans though

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Agree to disagree.

Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.

[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 3 points 3 months ago

Humans taste better than beer, tastes like chicken

/s

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Trump is mostly hot air

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

I've never been so offended in my entire life

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

So if I drink more water, MAGA will go away?