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blade facts (europe.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

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[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One of the 700000 blocked ssh connections could be your soulmate.

I just want to notify you; I consider what you do art @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

You're too kind! But be careful.

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“I fell in love with my hacker” has potential as a cute love story.

Doxx me senpai!

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Doxx me senpai!

it was a honeypot all along

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

meet hot sockets in your local area!

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, I've gotten job offers in Apache logs, but no one's ever asked me out through referer/user-agent spam...

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Job offers in Apache Logs???

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Yep. Just like how some sites try to recruit you if you open the JS terminal. Spam knows no limits.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the n'th ssh connection with wrong key is your soulmate. Try to just calculate n by ˋrandom.random() * your birthday timestamp * timestamp of the system boot event` while you think about love.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Fun fact about blades #1: Blades will never lie to you!

DISCLAIMER: Fun Blade Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims