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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where can we buy fridges from the right region of France to have our cheese keep longer?

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 79 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

food now has region lock 🥀🥀

widewine food DRM smh

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (3 children)

A lot of food tastes the best a short time before it spoils.

Fresh beef tastes good. One day old beef tastes like chewing on a rubber piece. Stored at the right temperature in a low moisture atmosphere for 4 weeks it turns into exclusive dry aged beef. One more week and it's spoiled.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is a different thing. It's because it's aged as a cheese wheel in controlled conditions, when you buy it, it's not a wheel anymore, it's been opened and you buy a wedge, hence it's open to contamination.

It's still unlikely for a 7 year aged cheese to go bad in two weeks unleass you store it unrefrigerated, but if you vacuum seal it, it will last a long time.

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I know with veggies you can ferment them in a jar with the right amount of salt in the water. You just can never let the ones in the jar touch the air or the bad bacteria takes over.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It tasts better before it spoils? Pffft please, who told you that?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And, here I've been leaving it out on the counter for a month before eating it. I just thought I didn't like beef.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Ahh, high meat. A man of culture. Gut culture, that isn't endemic.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

Just put some salt on it

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Dry-aged beef has spoiled. The trick to it is that you need a fairly large piece, like a whole leg or side, and then you trim off all the bad stuff on the outside. More simply, they don’t butcher it then age it. If you go buy a piece of dry-aged beef it’s gunna act a lot like any other piece of meat but if it hadn’t been butchered you could just keep aging it beyond when this individual piece would have gone bad.

[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I was profoundly skeptical when someone in my household brought home some "Cheese Storage Bags" that appeared to be made of wax paper. They cost around a dollar apiece, and since there's really no way to clean them, they're pretty much disposable. Insane scam, I thought. Someone just loves shopping, I thought.

But no, they absolutely worked, hard cheeses keep in the deli drawer way better in those bags. In the past I had tried wrapping cheese in wax paper or parchment paper, with little success. The stupid cheese bags were so much better. I can't explain. Still mad about it. Also we need more cheese bags.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

H U M I D I T Y

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Like Himalayan salt. Hundreds of thousands of years old, shelf life of 2 years...

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

The shelf life on any salt packaging is most likely for the package itself.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I suppose anyone gullible enough to buy Himalayan salt is also gullible enough to believe salt expires.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's wrong with preferring pink salt over table salt? It's probably confirmation bias but I like the taste better and it isn't any more expensive than decent rock salt.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

Pink salt has a different mineralogy than other salt which does affect the flavor.

Part of eating is also visual enjoyment, so even if the texture/taste was exactly the same, you enjoying looking at it is also part of the experience.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only thing is that table salt contains iodine which is something our body needs and generally we don't get from a lot of other sources. So if you completely switch over to pink salt you might see problems with iodine deficiency.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

classic french shenanigans

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Its just sparkling mold.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If it's really dry cheese it might not like being in a refrigerator for long stretches of time. Can work with a hermetic container though.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Not the correct sort of fridge??

Ah, smeg

[–] kepix@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the cheese you get at the supermarket is not exactly cheese

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

depends on what you buy from there