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[–] Earthling105b@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

C’mon, you agreed to stab him.

Man, he’s already been stabbed 22 times, he’s definitely dead now, there’s no point.

But you agreed!

Fine stabs there, see, I did it. He’s not really any deader than he was before though.

Alright, who’s next?

Rest of the senators: NOPE

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Yea. The guy died. You don't beat a dead horse or stab a dead Ceasar.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Roman senators: “We can’t even get bipartisan support for an assassination these days!”

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe many of the stabs were from after he was already dead as well

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a consequence of logistics, or out of squeamishness? Either way, it's largely symbolic.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Squeamishness, I think. They wanted to say they stabbed him but were scared to do it first

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

how many stab wounds?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bonus Points: In the confusion, some of the assassinating Senators stabbed each other by accident.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, it may have been more of a logistics issue. I feel like once you get 5 or more people around someone, stabbing the shit out of them, it's probably hard to butt into the circle without catching a blade yourself, and I highly doubt they lined up single file.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If action movies have taught me anything, it's that a huge group vs one protagonist means all the baddies take turns kinda dancing in place until it's their time to stab.