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[–] QueenMidna@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

A big cut off the proceeds goes directly to the Sandy Hook families, too

[–] cybercafe@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

On paper, I feel like onion acquiring infowars could have been kind of uninteresting, but the way it’s unfolding has me dying laughing. Tim Heidecker being involved, Alex still having access to the studio, shirtless, ranting and raving about how the left are body snatchers (as if he didn’t completely bring this on himself).

It’s borderline adult swim absurdity. I love it

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It is funny, but I'm going to wait on buying any InfoWars merch until the change in ownership has really sunk into the collective consciousness. InfoWars is just too culturally toxic atm, and I don't want to carry anything around related to Alex Jones.

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pride colors with an onion in the middle.

I'd say you're safe, but... I had a woman yell at me for "pushing my agenda in her face in front of her child" while quietly reading on my phone eating at Panda Express with one of these color run t-shirts on.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn't gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don't run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child's mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don't run either! Is nowhere safe??

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but limited edition... If they do succeed, and it does sink into the collective consciousness, then these items might end up being desirable. Could be cool to sport the og Onion Wars shirt years from now

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If

You’ve described gambling, now.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Hence my predisposition to letting the name cool off for a bit.

[–] BandDad@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

www.raygunsite.com if you want more quality merchandise! (Shameless Iowa business plug.)

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

they approve anything they've been drinking bud all day

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago

I really don't like wearing brands, but this one is testing my resolve

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno, Alex Jones sharing old Adult Swim Tim Heidecker content like it’s real information is pretty damn funny.

[–] cybercafe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Did he really? It just keeps getting better.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wait when did this happen?!

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Like over the last 2 or 3 days I guess.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's going to be so many confused retirees.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Next family thanksgiving is going to be lit

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm holding out for the rainbow bullfrog.

[–] Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 5 points 14 hours ago

Erik’s got you bro! (Internet comment etiquette)

Rainbow Frogs

Internet Comment Etiquette

Cheers! But waiting on grabbing the Onion’s version as well.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Infowars is making the tshirts gay.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 17 points 21 hours ago

Onion really needs rainbow frog shirts with the Infowars logo.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It’s weird that my two most trusted institutions are a satirical newspaper and a rude card game, right?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't the rude card game have an employee institutionalised for not laughing at their n-word jokes?

Lost a bit of respect in my book there.

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Last I heard they were still in the process. Has it been finalized yet?

Edit- Awaiting the OK from Texas judges.

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain. The best part is that Jones is going through bankruptcy, having to sell off almost all of his belongings to compensate the families he harassed and slandered (libelled?)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

both. libel is print, slander is speech, he did both. some jurisdictions have rolled both crimes into slander to stop confusing the public.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The most perfectly cast part in all of cinema.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 hours ago

Idk, have you seen Matthew McConaughey in "Surfer, Dude"?

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be both if he says it on a podcast and then writes an article?

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Apparently finalized a few days ago. But the news was published in The Onion, so you can be forgiven for thinking it might be satire.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, they're posting it all over the place. I've seen other platforms also posting it everywhere.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It would cost the Onion $81k a month for the domain

all things considered, that could be renegotiated with the registrar now that Jones is no longer the owner. It's no longer worth that as it's not raking in Jones-level revenue. Sure, it's still worth a lot, especially with The Onion owning it, but, still, not $81k/mo.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The licensing deal is for more than just the domain. It's like hundreds of squatter domains, too (including, hilariously, goblinlove dot com), and the trademarks.

And the reason why it's exactly that amount isn't about the cost of the domain. It's that the physical studio's rent is about $75k/month, and they need to keep that lease active long enough to buy the whole shebang once Alex Jones' appeals run out.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 4 hours ago

So they would be in holding of the whole property… On the flipside, there’s so much crazy shit they can do with it, lol

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

That $81K/mo isn't going to the registrar. Its going to the manager of Jone's debt to be distributed to his creditors, including the families of Sandy Hook.

[–] homes@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

oh, my mistake

The deal calls for The Onion to pay $81,000 a month to license the Infowars.com domain and brand name, which the receiver says will "cover carrying costs to preserve and protect the assets of the receivership estate" until an appeal filed by Jones is decided and the path is cleared for a sale.

I see, so it's temporary, although that appeal could take years

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

So they're wearing shirts with which they self identify as low iq now? Are they getting self aware? Before ai? That's a surprise..

Or is it a black shirt with low iq, basically fully bringing out in the open the thinly veiled dog whistle of trump using the term whenever he's talking about women of color?

Yeah more that, i think

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

It's just because Trump called Jones "Low IQ"

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

It's a reference to trump calling Alex jones, Candace owens and some others "low IQ" in a recent social media rant. Thing is, no one is gonna know this and they're just gonna wear a shirt that accidentally admits a harsh truth lol

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Literally anything to "trigger the libs!" That's the entire Republican party now. Oh, sure. There are a bunch of people at the top scamming and raking in piles of cash while believing none of it... But the rest are idiots and trolls. And they currently control our country...

[–] FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago
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