so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they're the same
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7
Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg
I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully
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We did it Reddit!
So... crack everyone open and see what's inside. Gotcha.
Did we loop back around to rage comics?
Time is a flat circle
The OG. Wojak was sometimes featured in rage comics as "feels guy", and some terminally online channers are angry about it.
The message is that humans taste like chicken?
Do… do you think that eggs taste like chicken?
Yeah I’m pretty sure chicken eggs, by definition, taste like chicken.
Chicken eggs do
Only if you lick the unwashed shells
I love the taste of fresh cloaca in the morning.
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No. The message was that to solve racism you need to crack open some skulls. Racists will stop being racist when you show the some brains.
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Please don't peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.
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Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?
/s
Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone's skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.
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This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We're all one race, the human race.
From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we're still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.
Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.
Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.
Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?
Everyone's looking for the pink slip, but what's real is family.
You never had him. You never had your car.
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Ethnicity is useful for social categorization, but it cannot be used as a stand in for genetic Principle Components. Ethnicity is also a construct.
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crosspost this to trans memes
I'm kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason
That's the whole grain ones
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I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim
Smash people's yolks to show you aren't racist, message recieved!
Lemmy is so weird
We are all eggs?
Read meme, still racist. I’m against all races equally! I just hate them all.
Why are all these people running and blocking the street? Where are they going? I can’t get a donut because they want a stupid medal?
NO RACES
Yes, as an organ mafia member i can confirm we don't discriminate by race.
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I think I got the message. It is to remove everyone's exterior. 😊
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