Lmao! The REAL ID is already proven trash so why the heck not?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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For anybody in Alabama who isn't white everything they have is fake.
It is and always has been about white supremacy.
Considering this is America, it might be easier to make Costco cards official.
Can't. Costco is pro DEI.
Costco's Foot Traffic Increases For 13th Week After Reaffirming DEI
Waiting for the Costco specialized strike force and the Panera Bread tactical air command to save us from this nightmare.
And WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE sufficient?
United States of Costco
a hotdog and an unlimited refill soda is still $1.50. at this point, Costco is realer than America.
Costco membership guarantees citizenship! 
Lmao my job has us asking for ids and the amount of ppl who legitimately try and use a Costco card is incredible
i mean, it has a photo on the back with the name. it's pretty legit, as far as store cards go.
its a GOLD membership. that should get you into the oval office
It's got a gold star on it. That's sufficient.
Mayo American: "Real ID? Dunno what that is. But just look at me. I'm American as can be." He starts digging in his wallet. "I got a Costco card in here somewheres." The TSA Agent uses his left hand to scratch his earlobe. His supervisor who is on the phone sees the signal. He sighs. Another one.
TSA supervisor: "Mike, gotta go. Costco."
ICE Mike: "Seems you get those every two minutes. Betcha wish you could just El Salvador 'em huh."
TSA supervisor: "Fuck you." And he hangs up to Mike's laughter.
