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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 86 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Here is your mug, hold up, it will be printed in 5 to 8 workdays.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what happens when your spoon is too big

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

silly hats ONLY

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 3 points 1 week ago

For the love of god and all things holy!!!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone always asks β€œhow is your anus” but nobody’s asking β€œwhy is your anus”.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'll do you one better: Who is your anus?!"

wwarblelblejlkalalblala

Why are you not used to your anus? Is it new?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like, his dong swung down, whipped around, and smacked him in the anus?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Happens to the best of us

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Almost missed the second half🀣

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Can you clarify what you mean by "it"?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

I did until Matt hung himself in my office.

Now I’m at my coffee limit.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?

[–] cRazi_man 3 points 1 week ago

I have mastered making 2 sips volume with an aeropress. I brew that volume into a new cup after every 2 sips.

mug to mouth to mug to mouth to mug and so on until cool enough to swallow all in one gulp without burning pony

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People would rather play GameCube now instead of later.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

Reasonable.

That makes a lot of since

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Clearly it's so obvious people want to play on the GameCube, they don't need to use the mug to ask.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Its in the front and is missing cobwebs, it might be used from time to time (but not often enough)

we're back onto N64. that conker nazi tediz multiplayer just kills

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!

There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.

"have i got a surprise for you" said the dude with seven anuses

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Buy the whole set. Your anus will thank you!" -One of the mugs in the anus set.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

"I should stop drinking too much coffee, out of my anus mugs - collection" -Another mug of the set.

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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

*hanged, not that it really matters

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[–] desra@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

[–] Bilbo@hobbit.world 1 points 1 week ago

This is why cafepress exists.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This being a potentially contributory factor to why he hung himself.

The best part is, it's both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.

Poor Matt.

OK this was original and damn funny

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