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I have a nicer shampoo that's about 3x as expensive, but it's also at least twice as strong so I only need about a teaspoon for a shower (including neck, armpits and crotch). And it smells like a spa. Makes me feel great, and my partner often compliments how good I smell after I've taken a shower.
So yeah, I think it's worth it.
Everyone should shave their head and reject bourgeois shampoo.
I literally did this at the first sign on a receding hairline. I already had a beard and glasses so I figured it was time to complete the look. You still need to put something moisturising on your head though and so I do still use some shampoo so the damn capitalists win again…
Is there a reason you can't just use moisturizer?
That's what the Big Moisturizer Conglomerate wants.
Big Moist dont play!
Shampoo is like the opposite of moisturizing.
I just use my face lotion.
Uhhh the point of shampoo is to remove oils…
Why should baldness go with a beard?
Chad comment
Chadpoo
I did it last year and it was so worth it. I'm not close to having a receding hairline or anything. I just said "fuck washing and styling hair" and now I have a chrome dome and I love it.
And now you need to shave often.
This is true, but I do that with an electric razor in the shower. It takes just a few minutes and I'm nice and warm and cozy in hot water while I do it. And if I skip a few days, it doesn't matter (unless you don't like the look of a little fuzz)
Don't even get started on conditioner.
I have dandruff issues and basically tried everything. The only shampoo that seems to work is this$40 little bottle from Ulta. I'm pissed, is there anything else?
i go to sally's beauty supply and get the knockoff brand (basically what's in the little expensive bottle but in a big white bottle and no brand labeling) for hella cheap. i smell delicious all day and my beard is lush and smooth
I got some weird dry skin/dandruff/oily scalp issue combo. Things that I have found working over a very long time struggling:
I really do hope you will find a solution to your problem. This shit sucks donkey balls and is so annoying to live with.
I arrogantly treated myself to a $90 bottle of shampoo, and it ended up lasting 12 whole months.
I switched to exclusively bath and body works soap. It cuts though automotive grease like no ones business and i feel bonita.
Recently moved to an area with hard water. Wife and I were noticing more hair loss while showering. Turns out an ingredient "EDTA" can help remove buildup from hard water that damages hair. This is a common ingredient in expensive shampoos but it's also in Head and Shoulders. Wife started using expensive shampoos to help and I switched to Head and Shoulders. She just ended up using my shampoo(much cheaper) and it's been working well for us. Hope this helps others.
Make your own then?
True story.
I was at the supermarket and I was about to pick up a bottle of premium steak sauce. The guy walking by me says that I should look at the label; it's just ketchup and horse radish and I can make it better at home. I check and he's right. I thank him and go on.
A few minutes later I see the same guy buying bottled ice tea.
I his defense, have you ever tried to make iced tea with ketchup and horseradish? It’s fucking nasty.
The ol steak house special brew.
Hold my Brisk, I'm going in
This is why we are social beings. We're also kinda dumb sometimes and help each other a lot.
Where do you get stock images of a person crying in an outdoor shower, anyway?
(Don't worry, I'm not going to use them without copyright, it's purely for a sex kink)
Friendly reminder you can make your own soap at home with lye and fat.
Now you can get lye from hardware stores at a reasonable price. But you can get literally tons of fat for free from the dumpster behind the local cosmetic surgery center.
That will save you a few bucks on these pricey mass produced soaps. And hey maybe you could even start your own little business selling at craft fairs or to local boutiques.
I started a club of soap makers using this one simple trick!
I want a bar shampoo, because less plastic (hopefully). Any recommendations?
good.store has bar shampoo and a lot of other regular house hold items that you might need regularly. Also all of the profits go to charity.
I can vouch, it’s good stuff, smells good too. I use their cleaning products mostly but stocked my families bug out bags with the hygiene products after trying them out.
Shampoo bars can work well, but keep in mind that if you leave them wet like a soap, they will melt like a soap. I was lazy and that thing disintegrated within no time.
With fine hair this is especially true omg if a cheap “moisturizing” shampoo even looks at my hair I turn into a greasy puddle
I discovered a single bar of $4 pure olive oil soap is all I need to shampoo and wash my entire body. Lasts a month or more. It's so nice being able to reduce that element to one small thing, especially when traveling. But this depends a lot on the thickness/moisture of your hair and your skin's oiliness and so on.
Fringe benefits of going bald early.
Why this lady showering outside?
Cause fabulous
I built an outdoor shower and it’s the best life upgrade I’ve ever experienced.