this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 17 hours ago

Sao Tome is clearly a finger.... Or not.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

I like the idea, but it's important to remember that Easter Island doesn't have a single Moai statue, it has multiple Moai. So if anything this is some kind of multi-headed monster Ettin or Hydra of a man.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 20 hours ago

The Earth's core being the balls is the ultimate proof that the patriarchy was always right

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, still believing in the "round earth" theory in the year of our Lord 2026

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I like that if you dive into the flat earth theory you can get to a point where you believe in a round earth again. Just in case you haven't heard. You know that ice wall around the Earth? Some Flat Earrhers think that the ice wall around the flat earth is really the start of an ice world. There is a huge planet of ice and our Earth is just one circle that was melted in it from our Sun.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Oh, and if you're wondering why there's a big fight over Utah, this is the real end-game:

[–] alecbowles@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

A hungry man thinks of bread

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago

That sure is a Great Butte.

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Damn Ahsoka thicc

i thought the fight was who didn't get it. like texas.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey their illustration of Stonehenge is conveniently missing the horizontal stone slabs going across the tops of the vertical stones. Which would ruin their joke.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well his dick is sticking out fully erect so do you really think he's wearing shoes when he's naked?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I wear my fanciest shoes when naked to distract from my penis.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

@potoooooooo THAT'S the spirit 😃✨

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Maybe he's ready for combat

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lucky escapefor the UK that fully electric took over before they improved on the Prius!

#BrandNewSentence

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but what if we bought a shovel?

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

The Prius would improve, most likely.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hollow earth theory getting even more weird!!

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Horny Earth theory.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pft, I’ve seen Washington’s monument and it’s not that big.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

The Clinton monument is bigger

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Big if true

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I would no longer mind if he decided to break free and put us all out of our misery.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The Eternals was a documentary.