It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?

Did he already forget about Canada?

What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?

Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.

It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.

You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.

Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.

Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.

It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.

They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.

Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.

Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.

He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .

No because ICE will move in and start deporting them to El Salvador

Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.