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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He’s the reason why they won’t come back.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

alien vs predator was not a balanced match

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Guys, I fucked up. I watched the WRONG Alien vs Predator movie. I need therapy.”

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I just thought the title "Child Predator" was a fun spin off cartoon about Predator when he was younger.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Grab em by the probe hole

[–] DandomRude@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Why pay any attention to the ramblings of a pedophile and violent criminal?

If you don't do that, all that remains are his actions - and that is what we should be talking about.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] DandomRude@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The thing is, he didn't rape aliens - he raped children. He just wants you to go along with the story about imaginary aliens so he can get off scot-free - which he does.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Would Donald Trump rape aliens if given the chance? Ancient astronaut theorists say

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seeing as how the aliens mouth is infinitesimally small, this is completely believable.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ET files? Epstein Trump files…

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The truth is out there

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

He’s eating the cats!!!

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Donald Trump doesn't discriminate based on species or race. He rapes all children equally.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We bombing Altair 9 next week boys!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Show me on the doll where Donald touched you, Xenomorph."