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[–] 44 points 4 months ago (5 children)

If you started doing weed at 8, this one's on you buddy.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No! No it is not! What is wrong with you!? An 8 year old is a child. That's on the adults raising the child, not the child.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Pfft! The astronaut path should be way more vertical.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.

    Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.

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  • [+] -6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition.

    Some of the later astronauts seem to be not in peak physical condition.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    my question is how are you gonna be an astronaut without getting high?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I avoided a whole lot of bullshit. #winning

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Is the y axis how high you got? If so I don't think you are doing enough weed.

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