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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

It was the space race; the USSR sent stray dogs into space and the USA had to 1 up them somehow

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

My friends ex believes there are child slave colonies on Mars that they send up by rockets when they're tiny and less expensive, wonder if that's tied into this.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, you didn't know about this? Yeah, Space Mountain is like a Last Starfighter deal. If you sneak on too many times while too short to ride they shunt the train to a separate area and send you to space. alex-aware

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

sanest boomer

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen .wav

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Though in this case it'd be the opposite since it's the pedophiles shooting kids into space intentionally

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

They're not getting my son unless they're ready to fight their way down into the very core of this hollow Earth, where he was taken by his Pixar captors a decade ago.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

is disney in the flight logs?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmao, this person's head canon is building worlds undreamable.

a friend of mine from high school took this girl to prom he had a crush on. they were both too shy for it to lead to anything.

fast forward 20 years and the add each other on Facebook. and her entire feed was like doctored pictures of Obama with evil red eyes and screeds about how there was Taliban in the US and Obama brought them here to do Shakira Law and 9/11s.

that was like 7 years ago. it was the funniest thing I had seen until this, which I will call "Disney abducts and takes kids to outer space to do satanic pedo stuff".

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The way they bring up NASA like it's supposed to elicit the same reaction as NAMBLA or something is very funny

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

seriously. NASA was the only organization in the US that wasn't run by a pedo trying to go to outer space.