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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it's just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can't be covered, or blah blah. don't knock lawn couch til you've tried lawn couch. i mean it's still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it's still pretty nice.

i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it's like a cushion roofie.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's a couch with cigarette burns and cockroaches between the cushions

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[–] hyperfeddit@feddit.online 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go back further, before he ripped out the garden to put in the big white patio

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

and the east wing, destroyed the east wing to distract from epstein files.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what my son said when i showed him this picture...

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[–] rauls5@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When he is gone they should demolish whatever the hell he builds there and bill him for the demo and reconstruction.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sad that he will not be alive to see it

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Not really IMO.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they're building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden

They'll just say it's helping them with national security threats

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[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that's assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why should they clean up a mess they didn't cause?

[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I just think it'd be fun to have immigrants tear down trump's vanity projects and get citizenship by doing it. A double fuck you to trump and republicans.

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[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude really ruins everything he touches uh. Including young girls. That you can get so filthy rich not being able to do anything right is a testament to how backwards our society is.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd change the punchline to "Including young girls' *childhood". Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.

Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.

Don't let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I get it, good point.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

my dude, i've spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it's why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i've never seen anyone say "hey, your joke needs some more work" to someone they didn't know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s a “white male,” and he benefits from “failing up.” It’s ridiculous.

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a visual metaphor for what MAGA have done to America, this imagery is so blunt that if you used it in a movie you'd be called a hack.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

They love their symbolism. He's here to destroy America.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

There are mandatory drug tests in many, even rather irrelevant jobs. Time to include President, Cabinet, and their staff in that list.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 25 points 1 month ago

It's now the White Trash House.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

It took me a minute, then I figured it out.

I showed my partner with no context and she said "what is this, it looks like it was bombed" I just said "White House" she gasped.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Note that the "Before" picture is after Trump paved over the Rose Garden, so it's even worse than that.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Idiocracy really nailed it, just needs the toilet and abandoned appliances in the front yard.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

This looks like what happens when I let my 10 year old niece play on my Minecraft server.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildos work and provide pleasure.

Donald Trump golfs and rapes children.

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[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should just tear the plantation house down. Nothing of value would be lost.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country's (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i'd have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isengard after Saruman's fuckery vibes.

Hopefully we get the equivalent of the Ents sorting things out. And I'm fine with Trump meeting the movie or book end that Saruman met.

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately hunting the uruks down afterward will be difficult as they'll just take off their hats and claim they never liked Saruman.

[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Only good news is these particular uruks leave a documentation trail via their social media. So we can still put meat back on the menu.

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[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Just needs an '85 camaro up on blocks and an old washing machine with bullet holes in it.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet that big ass tree , top left, was probably about as old as the white house. And they just cut it down

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which White House? The Canadians destroyed it a while ago. Let’s hope they do it again

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[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

This actually hurts my heatt

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I wonder how TV news is going to cover UFC.

It’s hard not to get all that construction in an aerial shot.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Our first AI president

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's because the meth family did move in.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

When Trump is out they should leave the White House as is and turn it into a museum/warning to future USA.

Build a new house, officially name it "The People's House" and use it as a monument for the day the US took a new direction.

LOL. I kid.

We know that shit isn't going to happen. It will look like the White House from Idiocracy in a few years and Americans will cheer at the Trump memorial billboards on the front lawn.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

No, not like.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

damned orange fuck should be made to rebuild that wing with his bare hands

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Where are they going to place Just Dumb's sofa?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesse Pinkman was a character from Breaking Bad, who was involved with the main character cooking meth and being involved in various crimes and drug deals.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And his house was very messy

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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