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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 265 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Disgusting, I better film this so the rest of the congregation knows to stay away

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 83 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly genius way to get gay cat girls to perform for you, if you're into that kind of thing.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 weeks ago

He is just searching where to get those outfits.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 160 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something about this photo makes me suspect that this gentleman isn’t very sincere about his message.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as he repents he should be fine.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

As long as he goes to church any given Sunday, all his sins will be forgiven. What a deal!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 102 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I hope these goth girls don't awaken anything in me..."

-That guy, probably.

I think it's too late the way he is recording them, there's only missing jets of steam escaping from his collar.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dude taking a picture for later.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

[–] TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 21 points 1 week ago

For… research.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

It took me a sec to catch that haha. He's like two seconds away from ditching that sign altogether.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

just to discuss with his friends how sinful those individuals are

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 62 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dude seems to be envious; why else would he film those two cuties?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For proof, just in case The Lord isn't watching. Otherwise itll just be inadmissable hearsay when he tells the priest

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

"God, are you catching this? I'll record it just in case so we can review it frame by frame together later during... prayer time..."

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Shocking! Absurd! Ridiculous!

What engineer built this bridge with only 15ft clearance?

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Welcome to the 11 foot 8 bridge. Turns out the reason is a sewer pipe under the road, and a train bridge above.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Great, Youtube's full-screen mode somehow manages to block my phone's gesture control.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What engineer would use 'ft's? *ducks*

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh you don't need to duck. 15' isn't that low

Not big enough for my ego

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's... That's more clearance than a lot of bridges have. More than enough for basically any bus including many if not most double deckers or standard size freight.

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[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It’s all nice and cool but wtf is that road sign. Who the hell going to pay attention to grey sign which doesn’t even look like road sign while driving on what looks like 30 km/h road

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Guess I'll just perish then.

Looks way more fun lol

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 23 points 2 weeks ago

The "CAUTION! Low Bridge" sign kills me. Something so.. everyday in the middle of whatever this is.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do love how everyone is basically ignoring him.

There is definitely some irony in an overweight guy telling everyone else he doesn't approve of their life choices.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

While taking photos for later. What a joke.

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[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pardon my stupid, I just woke up. What is this event, what is happening, where why

I require context

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

No idea where you're located, but in America there are a lot of right-wing religious wingnuts that enjoy street-corner preaching, as it were.

Most of this preaching involves carring signs with a fire-and-brimstone message and yelling about how the passers-by need to repent.

The most famous example would be the

Westboro Baptist Church (cw: slurs, homophobia, antisemitism, etc)

Anyway, it's common for audiences to troll these guys with gayness.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

yeah it's common for these wackos to show up at pride events too. this appears to be one

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Caution!

Low Bridge

Clearance 15ft.

Large Trucks

Prohibited

Such poetry

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't even notice the repent dude lol. I was just staring at that leashed ass

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That “Cats” musical still going on?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure those are called people

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That video's going right in his special interest folder

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's going straight to the X(XX) files.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

hes just taking picture so he can righteously hate on them later, alone, with a bottle of hand lotion.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Weirdly German-looking sign 🤔

Why the 🇩🇪 background? Is that unser Idiot?

[–] bloomnolia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Couple of fox girls being silly on the pavement while this guy is like "this offends me and everything I stand for"

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Repent while I take picture of your butt and goon to it later. Absolute hypocrisy 🙄

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