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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

looking for a new slime

ask the cashier if their slime is squishy or glooby

she doesnt understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is squishy and what is glooby

she laughs and says “it’s a good slime comrade"

buy a slime

its glooby

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Irresponsible fucking slime owners like you make me sick, you can't just let it ooze into your heart and home and then decide "it's too glooby" when IT'S TOO LATE! And if you knew ANYTHING about what you were doing raising a slime you'd KNOW IT WOULD GET GLOOBY. And now you just want to TAKE IT BACK? Oughtta take YOU OUT BACK.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do you have the receipt?

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

This nation was built on the gloobiness of its slimes!

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

There will always be bucket of slop. Grins. : )

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you've already licked it tho

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok maybe I licked the corner of a slime but not this one

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

THIS SLIME is TOO GLOOBY for WOKE MILLENNIALS

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh TFW GOOP IS WOKE?!

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Glooby pls...