this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"What are we, a bunch of Asians?"

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

Even worse, a bunch of FAT asians

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

yeah you can really see what a badge of honor that is when you have great minds writing heaters like this displaying it

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not even a creative nickname. Sad.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

thats why i thought it was so funny. its not clever at all. it isnt a play on words. its not a pun. its just “tv told me north korea is bad. trump is fat”

so owned.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You’d think they’d finally settle with Donald Duck.

Because just like in Kingdom Hearts, all I want is for the guy named Donald to just heal me already. Healthcare pls.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

The medbeds are right around the corner. Trust the plan. /s

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

GUYS, big dump truck Trump is going to turn us all into a bunch of ASIANS hurr hurr

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

I mean, calling him drumpf is definitely doing something, right? RIGHT?

Smug Redditor telling it like it is or whatever.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Was this about the military parade?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

to be honest i don’t even remember, but that would make sense in the context

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

i hope this means that Trump wants to cease all diplomacy with Israel, recognize only the state of Palestine, and demand the Golan Heights be returned to Syria

because we're gonna be like North Korea, right

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

The sheer kindergarten level of thinking here is taking me out

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Man, they sure love body shaming. Surprised there wasn't some homophobia thrown in for good measure

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Somebody get this guy a Netflix special

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That avatar makes me think this is some nerd who works in IT and his only personality is how he maintains his beard, yet he's too cowardly to go full hipster.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

probably. that’s most of reddit

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

SNL writers could never achieve this level of enlightenment

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Trump Jong Don" is right there and it's funnier smh

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Trump Long Dong heheheheehe

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Needs a cw for fatphobia

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Jong Fat doesn't sound Korean, it sounds more Cantonese if anything.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

“chinese, japanese, vietnamese, chuck e cheese. all the same to me”