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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 157 points 5 days ago (5 children)

They used to have intermissions!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 days ago (5 children)

They did? Bring them back.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 98 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They did, but it was mostly to boost snack sales (the long-time moneymaker of theaters).

Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!

https://youtu.be/MC8_RiFAPl0

[–] decolo@piefed.social 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

DON'T TALK! WATCH!

YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!

DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!!

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 19 points 5 days ago

Haha. I was hoping that was the one that was shared.

Here it is - https://youtu.be/i5pb8a6SrLA

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

The little boy takes a bite out of a chocolate bar and it stretches like a piece of taffy.

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a little local theater near me, usually plays movies after their out of big theaters, but they play this before every movie and I absolutely love it 😁

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 19 points 5 days ago

It was great. You could even get little pots of ice cream during them.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

I died a little inside reading thos comment. I'm so old.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I remember when I was a wee lad, we went to see Titanic, and the movie was so long they showed it in two parts!

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Musical theatre and opera still do!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

And non-musical live theatre too!

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago

I went to an opera a couple of days ago and was very pleasantly surprised about the extended breaks. It actually makes it so much more of an event, not to mention that nobody was rushing to the bathroom because the breaks were like 30 minutes each (between each act they redo the decor on the set). It also gave you plenty of time to grab a bite to eat and a drink.

The Brutalist had a 20 min intermission. It was very welcome. Theaters should totally encourage it, the line for concessions during intermission was crazy.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Wonder if the studios said they can't have them anymore. Would be cool if a theater brought them back. Probably have tons of people just leave when the movie is bad.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 5 days ago

I have to assume it's studios -- movie theaters make most of their money selling concessions, and intermissions are great for that.

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[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They still do, at least where i live (western europe). Source: went to the cinema last sunday

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

In my country as well! (Asia)

[–] dunyol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

In my country (also Western Europe), we only get them if a film passes the three hour mark. We saw the extended versions of the LOTR trilogy a few months back and they were a lifesaver for a quick bathroom break!

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You guys don't have intermissions?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

No and some movies are 3 plus hours. The last one I saw with an intermission was the brutalist and it helped me enjoy the movie a lot more.

I know Scorsese said he didn't like them or something but I didn't go see killers of the flower moon in theaters because no intermission on a 4 hour movie is not my jam.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think he has a point actually.

A lot of times the break is inserted in a random moment, regardless if that falls in the middle of a scene. And also if you take too long you'll definitely miss a bit of the movie.

[–] cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Film makers could fix this by finding break po8jts. Even using them for suspense.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Yeah, but then every movie would have a cliffhanger in the middle, or even just a clean cut into two halves that would limit a director's artistic freedom.

Plus I bet cinemas have to break movies differently based on what else is playing so the bathrooms and concessions stands don't get overwhelmed by more than one screening going there at once.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)

https://runpee.com/

The app that tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie without missing the best scenes.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Theaters did have intermissions. Especially drive-in theaters:

You may have seen ads like this

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

RunPee is a website to tell you when its safe to leave the movie to pee.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

Movies in India actually do have midway break times included, though.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would like to hear about a 3+ hour movie that spends the first two hours in the desert or savanna and then the last hour somewhere with a lot of waterfalls and running water with jump scares.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Play Dune in reverse?

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Arrr, we've done solved this problem already matey!

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

like an intermission? they solved this problem quite a few years ago

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

At the very least they should be piping the soundtrack into the bathroom.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

They don't usually have one bathroom (for each gender, if that's still a requirement) per screen.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Last 3+ hour long movie I saw was Killers of the Flower Moon.

It was good but if a film ever needed an intermission, that one sure did.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Omg LAURA YOURE THE 99/100th BUTTON PRESS AND IF YOU DONT PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON IM GOING TO PISS IN YOUR SODA

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

We had this when I was a kid, the movie reel would run out , bathroom break and snack break while projectionist loaded the next half of the film

Kids be messing with the buttons

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

I saw Kenneth Branagh's 1996 Hamlet in the theater. It's just over four hours long and you better believe they had an intermission.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Main barrier is i don't think the failing movie theater system will pay out for these renovations but maybe they can be convinced with studies showing this pause will lead to massive increase in purchases during it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Could use devices instead of adding buttons to each seat. Argh dammit, a reason for them to demand customers install a fucking phone app.

Not that I go to theatres these days anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

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1000034207

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Intermission

https://archive.org/details/tvtunes_18479

Let's all go to the lobby....

And fight over the toilets

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I had a buddy with a particular beef with one of the Hollywood studios. I can't remember which, but he swore that there'd be some huge water scene 3/4 of the way through when everyone was about to burst.

It was always great when he was right.

Just bring a blanket and a hospital urinal.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 5 days ago

Hateful Eight had an intermission; 2 hours 55 minutes.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

I recall seeing Dances with Wolves in the movie theater and that was the last US major release i can recall that had a built in intermission

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