You ever think it's wild how illness is our bodies way of letting us know that damage is being done internally, yet people are so inured to self-harm that they think it's a funny joke to regularly give themselves diarrhea?

As a European how has been into a Taco Bell exactly once in their lifetime, I always assumed it was the low quality ingredients rather than the unexpected fiber. The ground beef looked like shredded tendons and cartilage bathing in motor oil.

Americans and their delicate digestive system...