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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Cain disabled his brother.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

See, Able was flaunting his dick, and Cain was tired of hiding his out of envy, so, Bonk!

Not the first time Cain tried to get Able in the nuts, see how Able deftly reduces the attack surface for the knee in his crotch? These two have been at it before. But Able was expecting a fistfight, so shocked.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 6 points 18 hours ago
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So Abel was the first person to die, right? That must have been a fucking trip for Cain when he hit him and he never got up.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Was he the first to die or the first to be murdered?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In fictions [Year One and The Sandman] Cain is usually depicted as a bully and Abel as a victim.

I'd like to see a version where Abel is an obnoxious twit who drives Cain to it.

edit = bacause someone asked about Year One

https://youtu.be/4H_Eepvg3aU

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

"Abel, quit faking! Mom, Dad, Abel isn't getting up! I was just kidding around and hit him with this rock."

[–] M154nthr0p3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was Year One in the Sandman Universe? I've read most of that stuff but haven't heard of Year One.

I'd really dig some more Cain and Abel stories.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/4H_Eepvg3aU

Year One was a movie from a 2009.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/the-goddamned

The Goddamned is a graphic novel following the adventures of Cain as he wanders the Earth looking for a way to die. Things look up when he runs into Noah, who is preparing for the Great Flood.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something sort of similar happens in Supernatural.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I gave up on that show in Season 1,095,000,003.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's understandable. I only finished it because I had lots of free time during COVID.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I skipped "The Americans" when it first came out because the idea seemed so silly.

Somehow I decided to give it another go, and ended up watching the whole thing in about a month.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know, I always pictured them as teenagers but am now realising they could've been retirement age for all I know.

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If my memory serves me correctly, there was Adam and Eve (the first people), then they gave birth to Cain and Abel. Then after Cain kills Abel, he gets sent out to live as an outcast amongst "the other people of the world". .... Who? I think someone said one belief is Adam and Eve kept having kids and they became the rest of the people. So yeah, Cain was old.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They could have been 130 yo. That's actually the best guess from piecing the timeline together. Not sure if they retired at some point - they were self employed and probably didn't set up 401k's

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Say no to abelism

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus :3

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Ahhh. My kid has been talking about that a lot but I haven't seen it. Thanks!

[–] LemmyPlaceDN 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This just made me realize that there are two characters in TADC named Caine and Abel who worked together until Caine deleted Abel...

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

and you beat ‘em naked too?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not just ableist. Any prejudices.