I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is
Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.
I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??
/s
Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.
Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.
I think you meant Subaru.
What do you think an Outback is?
Egads. Someone shoot me, I'm done.
And the gas for the uhaul
Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
...z0mdonkey: does my wife know that we're lesbians?..
✌️accidentally✌️
✂️ accidentally ✂️
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Accidental bean flick
Just say no homo
I don't know you! Give me back my purse!
Just say no, homo
Or
Just say "no homo"
Or
Just say-no homo
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person
New fetish unlocked...
it's really not that new
True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
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The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
Did it have a fire exit?
Enjoy your death trap ladies.
Pics or it didn't happen.
No lifeguard at muff-pool.