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Hmm like the disruptive environmental protesters but with malignant aims under the guise of eco protection a la Team Plasma

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nightmare difficulty: your M.O. isn't highly targeted terrorism/assassinations of oligarchs

[–] alphanerd4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

πŸ˜£πŸ•°οΈπŸ’¨

Clocked :T

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

your M.O. isn't . . . assassinations of oligarchs

So I can't even take out my competition?! That is nightmare mode

Accelerating the collapse of modern society to prove I am right about how bad things will be

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

We're taking over America and we're bringing back step pyramids.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would band up with individuals possessing superior ability or perhaps even supernatural power and strength to help the cops, the government, and protect the status quo.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hostile takeover of the entire U.S. dairy industry under the guise of creating better conditions for dairy cattle.

True goal: start making butter that's as good as Kerrygold.

[–] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True goal: start making butter that's as good as Kerrygold.

This says a lot about the state of US dairy industry if you consider kerrygold as the "gold standard for butter"

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, I know there's better butter out there. But I'm trying to keep my goals attainable.

[–] singletona@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

....where do I sign up for this?

[–] alphanerd4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrorist attack on billionaires where you take them hostage until they agree to end world hunger.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sign me up! Do I get to kill one or two of them?

[–] alphanerd4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

We appreciate your enthusiasm. Yeah probably, but the idea is to do a tricky trick and actually win. You don’t need P R E S E N T A T I O N for assassination(s).

my team shall protect those poor, bullied, misunderstood billionaires but only if they make an account, subscribe, hit that bell and send that protection donation monthly.

my team of expert thoughts and prayers gurus will set up vigils that hopefully none of those bad things will happen to them.

they also get a bonus clear file, acrylics and a random voice set affirmations per month of donations!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably exposing corruption by people in authority: crooked cops, rapist priests, lawmakers taking bribes, etc.

[–] sbf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn’t realize lemmings were so brazenly violent :/

[–] alphanerd4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh no look at all the radical internet people and their power fantasy of … being able to actually make the world a better place with force.

So unprecedented. How immoral.