Kids in general are usually worth a lot, if you know the market, of course.
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Yea, I'm Epstein's boss. I'm also Q and the 48th n 50th president of the United States, seeing as how I'm the second coming of the Christ, too.
To work for someone who have trouble to write single sentence and use computer.
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Look at Ms. Moneybags; I’ve seen pastry chefs go into that much debt in culinary schools just to make $30,000/year!
That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.
I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.
A person's worth cannot be fairly measured in dollars.
That's what Euro is for
And for everything else, there's Mastercard®️
Willkommen bei der Schufa, würden sie gerne ihren Sozialen Kreditpunktestand abrufen?
try applying for a mortgage
"Fairly"
Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.
And that's not what this meme is about.
Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that's exactly how it's measured.
Yes it can, it's done all the time, this is cope.
At least the YouTube kid has done something for his money.