You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.

What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?

Yeah they wouldn't have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.

Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!

He's gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.

Pelica is not a country, dammit!

Dude probably didn't had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)

I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.

Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish... I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?

What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can

No sign of them pelicans, eh?