Hmm ok one time is a statistical coincidence.... But here, no matter how many you pick:
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Thank I will!
Not a single free floating pistachio bean anywhere. But empties galore! WTF!
I mean if I want to buy shells I'll do that.
Starting to think they throw 15%-20% in there on purpose...
On the other hand, last I checked, they were SO much cheaper at costco than the grocery store that I wouldn't complain about some empties.
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MY TIME HAS COME!!!!!
At Costco you can buy the big 3 lb bag of in-shell pistachios for 19.99 or the one and a half pound bag of pre-shelled pistachios for 20.99, implying that the pre-shell the pistachios are just over twice as expensive.
HOWEVER!!! I, the crazy persistent stubborn AuDHD person that I am, decided that I wanted to know for sure just how much better a deal the 3 lb in shell bag was, SO I SHELLED ALL THREE LBS IN ONE SITTING, EATING NONE UNTIL I WAS FINISHED!!! Crazy? Maybe. But I learned THE TRUTH which is that when you weigh the pistachios alone without the shell you get ALMOST EXACTLY one and a half lbs of nuts!
Also, sometimes the nuts were bad inside the shell, I got probably a quarter cup of pistachios that were the dark nasty looking bitter ones out of the whole bag. That's not many but I feel like I get fewer than that when I get the pre-shelled ones.
IN CONCLUSION!!!: when you buy the 3 lb bag all you are doing is paying for the privilege of shelling your own pistachios! You do not get any more nuts!!! If you like the salt and pepper nuts you still have to buy the ones in Shell, if the point for you is to have something that you have to open and eat slowly so you can have a snack that takes you a long time but isn't double fisting handfuls of nuts into your mouth all at once, that's fine, do you do you and go in peace.
But!!! if you just wanted the nuts and you do not give a shit about the shell and you were buying the in shell ones because you thought they were cheaper, I SET YOU FREE!!!!!
I absolutely buy the ones in-shell to slow myself down. Nuts are delicious but super high calorie and I'm a fiend!
Valid! Totally valid reason to get the inshell ones. 😁
And addictive.
But I like licking the salt off the shells.
I'd rather lick the salt off the nuts /s
This kind of shit is why I go on the Internet. Thank you.
I like the shells. The shells are nice and crunchy. Great way to clear out the digestive track and work my jaw muscles.
My first thought was " your poor anus" XD
My anus has been toughened up from years of eating shells.
That's nuts!
I think I must have got your loose ones because I had about that many extra.
This is why I always remove the shells at the store before they weigh the bag!
I'm not sure where you buy pistachios but Costco and many other stores in America seal them at set weights.
Bulkbarn in Canada, maybe? But that's weird to do imo.
If I saw someone handling every single pistachio and setting some back after getting their booger hooks on them I would complain to the store.
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i peel my bananas first for the same reason 🤠
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Did they fall out and the nuts are at the bottom of the bag?
Nope! No delicious bottom!
Don't sell yourself short
I see I'm being summoned...
But the empty ones are fun to snap closed! I see this as a win
Ok, you are not wrong.
i always wanted a warranty for my pistachios, especially if they don't open
Never realized the incentives these ghouls have to add empty shells to the mix to bulk the bag.... Diabolical. If it isn't intentional, venture capital is watching and it's certainly now their next rock to squeeze blood from.
I'm all for a good conspiracy theory, but I can practically guarantee you that no one is inspecting every singe nut looking for empty shells to bulk up the bag.
Other than a certain amount of each batch that is kept aside for quality control testing, the bags are filled by machines on a conveyor belt. I doubt a human even looks at them until they're at the final stage and ready for the last quality control test.
It's completely random how many empties there will be in a bag. OP was just unlucky this time.
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I usually find a bunch of shelless ones in the bottom of the bag.
So... consider that if they scoop them one bag at a time from a large container nobody is adding extra shells, some of the nuts fall to the bottom of the container.
That means some bags at the end of each batch will be lucky and others (like this one) won't. The math is probably something along the lines of "how can I optimize the cooking and prep process to keep at least XXX percent of nuts in the shells?" and not "How can I guarantee each bag has statistically equal nuts and shells" or "Mwahahaha how can I source empty shells to fill 20% of all bags!"
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Pistachio market is getting squeezed by drought in California, and the second largest exporter, Iran, is having a bit of trouble getting product out of the country.
eat half the bag and return them for a refund
Hilarious!
I've hated pistachios ever since I was on a bus and I saw a guy eat a full bag of them put the shells on his lap then let them fall when he stood up.
Fucker littered the bus with his left overs.
I feel like your hate maybe a wee bit misplaced here…
No I'm good Never really liked nuts anyway but this cracked it for me
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