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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Theres gonna be a lot of disillusioned, foolish people casting about.

Ya gotta decide what's worth more to you: punishing stupidity or preventing them flocking to the next fascist shithead promising candy and hookers

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 0 points 13 hours ago

Sir, it's ~~Wendy's~~ the larping left. They are obsessed with punishing stupid people and not caring for the future

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

I'm not like MAGA folks, and maybe not like you either apparently. I don't wish ill will on people i don't even know (with very few exceptions).

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Yes, but it's like the restaurant decided that everyone else wanted turd soup regardless of what they had ordered. So much so in fact, that the stench is now permeating into the neighboring coffee shop and chip truck.

[–] human@slrpnk.net 251 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Also they ordered it for the whole restaurant and assumed all the turds would be in other people's bowls.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Then they wrote a review: "Turds in my soup! I was told they would only be in brown people's soup! Please do something about this! This is still my favorite restaurant though, would definitely eat again."

mmmm, turds 🤤

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“I mean, I know I’m brown, but it’s supposed to be in the other brown people’s soup.”

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[–] PorradaVFR@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

Very well put.

…icky, too. 😜

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a non-American, it's like sitting in a regular restaurant trying to have lunch but the entire place stinks like shit from the Turd Soup Restaurant down the street.

[–] human@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

And that turd soup restaurant sends unsolicited free samples to Venezuelan and Iranian restaurants in the neighborhood and the people working at the Iranian restaurant see it and throw up all over a narrow section of sidewalk that's the only way in and out of the area.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I love watching people get what they deserve. But I worry we've created a world where its not possible to change your stance on something or admit you were wrong. Like something from the Art of War that says you shouldn't surround your enemy completely or they will fight harder since escape isn't an option. Even if you don't intend for them to escape, merely thinking they can wont cause them to fight as hard.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean yeah but the dude rapes children so he needs to be in prison. The ideal answer would have been for his parents to have raised him better but that ship sailed a long time ago.

Art of War is a little inapplicable here because in that book, there's an assumption the enemy isn't out to destroy the whole world, but trump really has no qualms about destroying everything if that's what it takes for him to keep his freedom despite his horrific crimes.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'll say: it really seems like that call is coming from inside the house. Lots of former conservatives can get by in leftist spaces by just not being a conservative when asked about their opinions. If you can laugh at who you used to be you can absolutely be a reformed conservative. Maybe you have to be a few years removed from who you used to be but I've seen it, I know people who have gone through exactly that and they're as left as anyone now. Mostly because being a leftist means engaging with and being in the normal world.

But if you're in a conservative environment even the smallest dissent can be seen as fully treasonous. It spirals into hysteria and we see how conservatives have to live in an alternate reality to stay in the in-group.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They don’t want to escape, though.

They’re in a prison of their own design.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

also they are only admitting they were wrong, after they get fucked by the hate policies they thought were only going to be used against brown people.

and they expect to be treated like the actual victims of those policies, and receive care, and concern, and comfort, and support, about the egregious wrongs they suffered, just like they've seen the actual victims of these policies get time and time again.

and they don't get it, because they are the stupid cunts that supported all that shit, voted for all that shit, and still'd be fighting for all that shit if it hadnt suddenly affected them.

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[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they are not admitting they where wrong... They are complaining Trump didn't deliver them the riches they where promised.

They are still bigoted assholes.

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[–] LLMhater1312@piefed.social 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its white supremacy - There are plenty that don't regret theur choices because they are either still unaffected because they are closer to the white supremacist ideal (affluent, non marginilized white men) or think they will soon become those men (temporarily embarrassed non marginilized white men that aren't afluent) or they think they are the exception to the rule (tokenized minorities and white women, gay white me, etc who are only tokenized as long as they are useful).

I wish we could raise white people's class consciousness and sense of solidarity with all working people

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Millions of black and latino voters choose Trump. Latinos tipped the scale away from Democrats.

But there is a long bizarre history of immigrant groups immediately shitting on other immigrants.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Because Democrats don't give a shit about working class people, and use marginalized people as tokens. "You'll vote for us because Republicans actively hate you." Seriously the amount of contempt Democrats seem to have for their own base is alarming.

So Latino voters vote on other things, like abortion. Being mostly Catholic this tends to split that group up. Moreso because the DNC refuses to support down ballot Democrats that don't go hard for abortion.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree with a lot of what you said but the fact is 46% of Latino voters chose trump too. The fact is the billionaire owed propaganda machine is very effective at keeping us divided and distracted

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are definitely non-white white supremacists...

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[–] noahm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do keep in mind that Trump still enjoys something like 90+% approval among Republicans. Some people remain convinced that they like turd soup.

[–] raze2012@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's dipped these days to "only" 81-82%. Which is a big drop, but still way too damn high. Propoganda is crazy.

The supposed "independents" are where his numbers truly cratered. Basically drove his entire approval rating since Democratic approval started at like... 6%.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I ordered the TURD SOUP and all I got was TURD in my SOUP! I HATE eating Turds! It's INHUMANE to eat TURDS! Would DEFINITELY Order Turd Soup AGAIN!

-LITERALLY Republican Voters!

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then they blame the turd in the soup on the democrats and lefties. Meanwhile the turd brags how people are eating his shit up.

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

It's the standard "my enemies are so unbelievably stupid that they can't do anything correctly and are utterly incompetent, but also they are smart enough that they are sabotaging us at every corner in ways so sophisticated no one can prevent it." Somehow this actually works long term...

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Source for the quote. To clarify, this was from February 2025, although this quote is evergreen enough that it doesn't make much difference.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's ever~~greensbrownsreds~~ from 2016 that are as fresh as back then!

sheep - wolf - trump

[–] keisatsu@infosec.pub 30 points 2 days ago

everbrown one might even say

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Guy on Left Side of the Ship: "Well, I just don't feel bad for the people on the right side of the ship"

Guy on the Right Side of the Ship: "I'm going to make this thing so much more leaky! You haven't seen how leaky I'm going to make it."

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Half was ok with turd soup as long as liberals got turd soup too. Owning the libs was priority. The other half thought they were ordering turd soup for the others and not them, and then were surprised when everyone gets turd soup.

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 24 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Love Colbert, amazing guy. But he is mistaken.. Elon Musk hacked the election in key states for Trump.

I am not an American and I know my opinion is worthless but Elon Musk is a giant piece of shit that should be (word that starts with "exe" and ends with a very nice "cuted")

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guy, you're giving Elon way too much credit and the United States citizens not enough.

Donald Trump is the president we deserve and definitely the president we voted in. Un-fucking-fortunately.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Exe..cutive branch won't let him be prose...cuted.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's hard to feel sympathy for Trump voters in general, but certainly there are some specific Trump voters who might deserve sympathy.

Just as some people are raised racist, homophobic, etc. but change their tune once they actually meet some POC, LGBT people, etc., there will be people out there who have just absorbed general vibes of "Republicans = good economy, Democrats = bad economy" from everyone in their lives and never experienced anything that made them question it. Some people are well-intentioned, but... really dumb and oblivious.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 37 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The analogy is a little too nice though, maybe. It'd be more accurate to say they placed an order for "the turd soup that kills brown people, Muslims, and trans people, when I eat it" -- and when they noticed their targets weren't totally annihilated, they asked for a 2nd helping.

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[–] Airfried@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And then they asked for the turd soup for a third time!

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 22 points 2 days ago (8 children)

awwww. trump isn't a turd. Turds are beneficial and help nature. Dumpy only hinders everything he touches.

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