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[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 55 minutes ago

This kinda feels like trolling tbh, like, shooting cops in a GTA game isn't new

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 6 points 1 hour ago

Same gems who wonder why tf they can't find a gf.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 21 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How did that one motherfucker come to the conclusion that cops are highly skilled shooters with good accuracy?

[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 1 hour ago

He did say "well-trained", so obviously this doesn't apply to American cops.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Uvalde of course

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

crusty chuds

[–] dxnny801@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They will all be playing the game on release day. None of them have the spine to stand by their convictions.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm one of those rare types who hasn't touched CoD since Black Ops 1. The franchise has really gone downhill since then.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The franchise <- that's the problem right there. Nothing can and should last forever

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 94 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This just in: dipshit streamer has dipshit fans.

In other news: water is wet.

[–] leduvisc00l@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

WRONG

Water is not wet, water makes something wet

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you have isolated a single water molecule, it is in contact with other water molecules and therefore wet.

[–] leduvisc00l@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

~~aw shucks~~

Edit: That doesn't counter my point, but I'm not saying you are trying to

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

This! Unfortunately I have a friend that is a fan of him. I just spoke to him on the phone on if he saw the extended trailer and he told me he is refusing to play the game. He may get it when it is on sale, but because Lucia is a playable female character, he will not be looking forward to playing it at all.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This guy shouldn't be your friend

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Very true. In all honesty I haven’t seen him in person for quite a few years now.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 hours ago

Funny, a playable female character is part of why I am looking forward to it.

[–] kettuli@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Accidental ally.

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH

They're in on it

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

They force us to commit crimes of vehicular nature! They practically make us to steal cars (not respecting private property, communism!)! What happened to this wholesome franchise called Grand Theft Auto, horror. It used to be about saying n-word, but now it's about disrespecting our boys in blue!

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I watched the extended look. There was a very clearly enunciated "what the fuck" about 18 seconds into the video, so there's that. I guess that's not enough or something?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social -2 points 3 hours ago

I guess that’s not enough or something?

They're specifically looking for n-words like GTA:SA had. Even though it wouldn't be accurate or appropriate to these characters in this setting.

[–] anistorian@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It’s almost like he cultivates a special kind of fan. Also did he get fat ?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 hours ago

Probably all of the swelling from tooth infections.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 7 hours ago

"They force you to shoot cops"? Wth indeed.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago

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