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Animals don’t belong in post offices

Then how do you mail the animal?

If you can get by without a job, go for it.

Because it's on the internet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprechender_Name

Dann gibts noch das Gegenteil, das Inapronym. Mein favourite is:

• Rob Banks, British police officer

The larger tarantulas can eat small rodents or birds.

We have a beer tap in the office.

Nearly all public mixed saunas - even in Finland - require you to wear a swimsuit

Nope.

Auf Influencer scheissen? Find ich gut!

It just seems like your solution is so much worse then the actual problem.

Every country would have to teach this new language in school for a couple of generations until it would be usable for society and we'd still have to teach english alongside it to keep the current system running. So now native english speaker have to learn a 2nd language, while everyone else has to learn two 2nd languages, the new on and english.

And then it would still be everyone's 2nd language. Most people suck at their 2nd language so it's not like it would be used anywhere where English isn't currently used. You'd still have professional translators between native languages for officals and politicans and such.

And what "disadvantage" are you fixing? Sure, it's a bit harder to learn English if your Polish instead of Dutch. But it's something high-school kids can easily overcome. It shouldn't matter at all once you reach higher education.

Infact, In case of native English speakers not having to learn any 2nd language at all, I'd suggest that is actually a disadvantage. Learning a 2nd language when young helps your brain think and learn in new ways.

But adding a new language will just make it even more inefficent.

Why not just use English which is already well established and even widley known amongst most European citizens.

I would assume so for places like the EU, UN or other big international conferences, yes.